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Brain Dead
Brain Dead x Coach Signature Jacquard Soft Tabby Shoulder Bag 26 - Kelly Green
AccessoriesSKU BDS26A00005642GR03-OS
01Verdict
Safe to wear, but rough on the environment.
Best for Safe to wear; production isn't clean — donate when done.
Material C · 64Health B · 81Eco · 52Label · moderate
Why this material grade?
This product scored 64/100 on the material-quality rubric (durability, comfort, breathability, warmth, moisture-wicking, care-ease), based on its composition of 45% Recycled Polyester, 55% Cotton. Sustainability is scored separately as the Eco Rating. Blended from 45% Recycled Polyester, 55% Cotton — the score is a weighted average based on each material's proportion.
C (55-69): Average material composition — typical blend, reasonable for everyday wear.
Average quality, high synthetic content
Decent for everyday wear, but the synthetic content means microplastic shedding and it won't biodegrade. Consider natural alternatives for your next purchase.
Overpriced for the fabric
$550Below-typical fabric quality at an above-median price — you may be paying for the label, not the material.
$8.59 per quality point Category median: $61 · grade C
Fabric value only — compares material quality to price vs other accessories. Construction, fit, and brand aren't measured.
02Breakdown
Composition
45% Recycled Polyester, 55% Cotton
Blend — recycled synthetic + natural
Fabric details
eVent™
Denim construction
Added May 31, 2026 · Data last updated Jun 7, 2026
Sustainability is scored separately — see the Eco Rating below.
🔬
Every wash of synthetic fabric releases up to 700,000 microplastic fibers into waterways. Use a Guppyfriend bag to catch them.
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This fabric will take 200+ years to decompose. That means a shirt you buy today will still exist in the year 2226.
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Synthetic fabrics can contain BPA, which mimics estrogen. Studies have found BPA transferring to skin through sweat contact.
03Network
Performance
spec sheet- Construction
- Denim
Indigo twill — heavy, structured
Cost per wear
rough estimate$2.75/wear · 200 expected wears
Investment piece — wear it
How we got there
Base for Accessories: 200 expected wears.
× 1.00 for Recycled Polyester (mid-durability fiber, durability 70).
= 200 expected wears. $550 ÷ 200 ≈ $2.75/wear.
Missing GSM — this is a category-level estimate, not garment-specific. Expect ±30% variance.
Real life is messier than a formula: how often you wash, how you wash, whether you wear it inside-out, dry on low — all of it shifts the number. This is the ceiling under reasonable care.
Care Guide
Decode symbolsWash
warm (40°C)
Bleach
Do not bleach
Dry
tumble low
Best For
👕Everyday Casual
GoodGood comfort (64) and care ease (82) for casual wear
👔Formal/Office
GoodGood durability (70) and comfort (64) for office wear
⛰️Outdoor/Hiking
GoodGood durability (70) and breathability (60) for outdoor activities
Better Alternatives
Higher-rated accessories products — each card shows how much better this alt scores vs your current product.
04Tradeoffs
Health Impact
Microplastic shedding · skin-contact synthetic load · likely chemical treatments
B81/100
Low health impact — predominantly natural fibers with no major treatment flags.
Microplastics MEDIUM
600,000 fibers/wash
Skin contact LOW
45% synthetic
Chemicals LOW
No flags
45% synthetic content (recycled polyester). Moderate microplastic shedding — a washing bag catches 86% of fibers. Counter-intuitively, recycled polyester is not cleaner here: mechanically recycled PET fibers are shorter and more brittle, so they can shed as much as — or more than — virgin polyester. The recycled label improves sustainability, not microplastic shedding.
Biodegradability
Not BiodegradableMaterials will persist in the environment for decades.
Label Confidence
MODERATELabel confidence moderate — one signal suggests the composition may be incomplete or under-verified.
- ⚠Recycled-fiber claim without explicit certification (GRS, RCS). Chain-of-custody for recycled materials is hard to verify without one.
What this score doesn't measure
- ×Fiber grade. Staple length, micronaire, strength. "100% cotton" could be short-staple upland or long-staple Pima — same label, very different fabric.
- ×Yarn processing. Singles count, ply (single vs two-ply), spinning method (open-end vs ring-spun vs compact), mercerization. Invisible from any label.
- ×Knit / weave structure. Single jersey vs interlock, knit tightness. A loose knit pills; a tight knit lasts.
- ×Fabric weight (GSM). One construction signal among several — and high GSM can come from loose cheap yarn just as easily as from fine tight yarn. We have it for blank manufacturers, rarely for retail.
- ×Pre-shrink processing. Sanforized cotton shrinks ~1%; non-sanforized can shrink up to 10%. Not visible from the composition tag.
- ×Construction quality. Stitch density (SPI), seam types, collar geometry, manufacturing tolerances (AQL). These often matter more than the fiber itself.
- ×Specific chemical loads. Health Impact flags "likely PFAS / possible formaldehyde" from composition × category — we don't lab-test individual SKUs.
We rate the fabric, not the garment. Composition is the floor of what you're guaranteed to be getting — most shoppers don't have that.
05Action
